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Unexpected Riding Risk

November 3, 2015 by Scooter in the Sticks 25 Comments

Vespa GTS in Oak HallMost rides start with a thrill and a smile regardless of destination, length of ride, weather or time of day.  Riding is pure pleasure.  And I know there are risks associated with the experience that I work to keep in mind.  Some are obvious like other vehicles, roadway obstacles, deficiency of skill, deer, weather and a host of others.  But on this day I was reminded of an unexpected riding risk that’s just plain creepy.

Vespa GTS scooter along a creekAt one point during the weekend ride I parked in a thick green carpet of plants along a creek and proceeded to wander around to make some pictures and just enjoy the outdoors.  I didn’t realize the danger I was in until later in the ride when I was sitting in a soft armchair in Cafe Lemont.

I was holding a cup of steaming hot chocolate in both hands, enjoying the warmth of the cup and thinking about the unfolding day.  I was looking at my hands, my thumb actually, when I saw a small brown spot moving across it.  It only took a second for my brain to recoil with “tick”.  Some people are afraid of bears or snakes.  For me it’s ticks.  There are few things creepier save for perhaps bedbugs.

After dispatching the monster my entire body was tingling from little tick feet walking on my now hypersensitive skin.  A few minutes later I plucked on from my cheek.  And before leaving another from my wrist.  That stop along the creek was the only place I could have picked them up and now that I think about it a perfect place for deer.  Deer and ticks — they go together like milk and little chocolate donuts.

The entire way home I imagined dozens of ticks climbing up my legs searching for places to hide.  Those creepy little bastards.  I work with a woman who used to raise mosquitoes and bedbugs for research at Penn State.  She told me she never told people what she did for a living lest they shun her.  Her husband begged her to not bring home bedbugs.  She described the smell from so many insects drinking so much blood.  Real blood.  You don’t want to know.

Speaking of work — I’m in trouble.  Forgot to attend the 25 year service award ceremony today where my boss and another colleague were honored.  I was in a meeting, no one told me, there was wind, my dog ate my calendar, it wasn’t my fault.  But I was told later that my boss is keeping a list.  I’ll need to keep a low profile for a few months.  I’m not alone in my crime — another colleague failed to attend as well.  And sadly for him, his office is just a few feet away from her while I’m at a distance on another floor.  If this is the last post to Scooter in the Sticks you’ll know why.

So riders beware — ticks are everywhere in the verdant, lush green landscape.  And they are relentless.  At home I found two more wandering on my but so far none have embedded into my tender flesh.

I almost don’t want to ride anymore.  So on my list of riding dangers that bother me:

  1. Ticks
  2. Alligators
  3. Deer

I’m safe from number two…

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Darkness and Light

November 5, 2014 by Scooter in the Sticks 6 Comments

Vespa scooter at night

With the end of Daylight Saving Time comes the depressing darkness that paves the way to winter.  The ride home from work at the end of the day  is darker, cooler and more likely to provide interactions with deer.  The mix of darkness and light is definitely not working in my favor — one more seasonal change to adjust to.

Vespa at the Bryce Jordan Center

Until it gets really cold the evening can look pretty at times as everything lights up, at least until I hit the more rural stretches of road.  Most evenings have been in the forties on the way home and that’s just fine.  I don’t really start to moan until the temperature draws near the freezing point.  A few weeks of that and I’m good until things drop below 10 degrees.

I can’t believe it’s time to even think about such things.

Vespa scooter on gravel road

One positive aspect of the end of Daylight Saving Time, at least for awhile, is that it’s not dark in the morning on my ride to work even when the sky is heavy.  The past few mornings have been nice rides with interesting skies — like something out of Mad Max.

I don’t remember any Vespa scooters in that movie.

Vespa scooter and autumn leaves

With the work day normally consuming the time from 7am until 6pm there isn’t a lot of riding light left during the week.  Sneaking a few extra miles into the commute can be enough to quiet a noisy mind or drain the frustration of poor planning and vision.

Maybe it’s time to take some lunchtime rides…

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About Wolves

September 26, 2014 by Scooter in the Sticks 3 Comments

“We have doomed the wolf not for what it is, but for what we deliberately and mistakenly perceive it to be –the mythologized epitome of a savage ruthless killer – which is, in reality, no more than a reflected image of ourself.”
― Farley Mowat, Never Cry Wolf

Wolves.  They have nothing to do with riding a Vespa or motorcycle though through the years they’ve entered my mind while riding through some of the remote forest areas of Pennsylvania where shadows can harbor ghosts of mountain lions and wolves.  Howling images for white wolves and incantations of trophic cascades piqued my interest in this video that presents a view of wolves as ecosystem architects rather than the savage predators depriving ranchers of income and hunters of game.

It’s worth watching.

There are no wolves or mountain lions living wild in Pennsylvania.  That’s what the experts I work with at Penn State tell me.  The rational part of me believes them but there is a reckless romantic part that wants to believe they’re keeping the truth from me to protect the few that still walk the woods in secret, silent like ethereal phantoms drifting like mist across the landscape.  Riding through dense forest as the light slips away I glimpse them, an instant of thrill and recognition of what was and what may be.

This video provided more to the story of wolves.  And it fueled a bit more fantasy as well…

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Deer Strategies for Riders

August 19, 2014 by Scooter in the Sticks 18 Comments

Deer crossing sign with Vespa scooterOn Monday morning when the alarm clock launched the radio I was brought into the world with a story about a couple on a Harley who slid their motorcycle 300 feet in an attempt to avoid a whitetail deer.  In my half awake, mostly drifting state I still had the presence of mind to question the details of the event. And wonder about riding strategies for deer.

Deer are everywhere here.  Everywhere.  And despite their tendency to move more at dusk and dawn, they can be found bounding across the road at anytime of day.  Anytime.   The rider claimed he had to slide the bike to avoid the deer.  Is sliding the best option for avoiding deer? And how fast do you need to be going to slide a Harley Davidson motorcycle 300 feet?

By the time I was riding to work my brain was still chewing on the story, turning the details over and over and pondering a few more questions. Knowing the road and location where the accident happened, a place where I have seen dozens and dozens of deer, why would a motorcycle be traveling at said velocity at 6:17 p.m. — a prime deer traffic time? And in one of those moments of clarity I dropped the mental inquiry realizing it was as pointless as asking why someone rides without a helmet or any other choice that varies from my own.  We each are endowed with the power of making our own choices. Managing the risk of wildlife collisions is part fate and part rider choice.  I like to focus on choices.

The remainder of the ride to work was spent thinking about how people manage the risks involved with deer, or wildlife of any kind.  A recent inquiry from a reader in Australia detailed the lasting effects of an unfortunate encounter with a wallaby.  Deer, groundhog, dog or wallaby — you don’t want to have encounters.

Vespa scooter early in the morning

To be completely honest, I couldn’t come up with many strategies related to deer.  If I had to list the biggest risk I face as a rider it would be Bambi.  I feel comfortable that the speeding drivers, cellphone users, and incompetent motorists can be fairly managed.  But my doe-eyed friends, they are unpredictable.  Sort of like the guy who has a heart attack just as he is about to pass you and suddenly you have a head-on encounter with destiny.  So with the heart attack and the deer all I can come up with is to slow down, learn the type of environs that deer like to use to cross a road, and pay fierce attention during the times of day that deer are most active.  Oh, a remember during hunting season all bets are off.  The deer are making mad dashes until the guns grow silent.

Thinking about the 300 foot slide, one hundred yards of Harley inspired sparks, that’s impressive.  Thankfully the rider and his passenger survived and were taken to a local hospital when they could be treated and hopefully ride another day.

Riding across the farm lane on the way to work where the dazzling sunlight in the open fields provides expansive visibility and few places for all but the most determine deer to hide I felt reasonably safe and unlikely to do much wildlife induced sliding.

But how do other riders manage or rationalize their choices regarding riding behavior in the face of wildlife obstacles?  Maybe there’s something I can learn.

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The Doe

February 24, 2012 by Scooter in the Sticks 26 Comments

She raced into the right side of my peripheral vision, entering the plume of light cast by the headlight on a dark road, body churning, straining alongside the scooter. Breathing halted with a fierce intake of air, the animal moved closer as I realized my right hand had already begun throttling back, slowing the Vespa on the wet road.

It was a long day at work, one of those days when the mind leaps from one task to another, switching gears, changing realities so often that you just end feeling numb, stupid, living in a mental fog over which there seems no control. The desire to get on the scooter at 9pm was strong.

Rain fell in big, lazy drops, streaking the blackness ahead with white streaks in the beam of light. New heated gloves felt hot, a stark contrast from the cold wet air rushing under my helmet. Gingerly applying pressure to the rear brake,  the doe lunged left in front of me, her eyes wide as she fought to gain speed. For just an instant everything seemed like it moved in a slow motion performance.

I’ve been here before, riding at night in the rain ready to meet the deer of which the bright yellow signs give warning. A hundred times I’ve convinced myself that I’d be ready to manage the moment.

The Vespa slowed without sliding, the machine straight, tires rolling as the rear hooves lingered in the air then disappeared into the blackness. Breath quickly fogged the inside of the visor as I considered chance, luck, and fortune against experience and skill. A mile down the road I believed in magic and the sudden appearances of ghosts and other visitors, the knowledge quickening my excitement to be riding. Riding on my mind was clear, sharp and a strange feeling of satisfaction remained, as if I was tested and passed. Or perhaps it was nothing more than understanding that there is no test – just life.

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