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Road to Crazy

February 4, 2016 by Scooter in the Sticks 17 Comments

Man lying on a road along the center lineIt’s Crazy

The word “crazy” is used to describe many situations and is uttered so often for so many occasions that it may have little meaning.  When someone wrote to me saying it “makes me crazy” to see me post a picture of someone lying in the road my first reaction wasn’t about the business on the road, but rather how a photograph can make them “crazy”.  Vexed maybe, perplexed or even angry.  But crazy?

The road to crazy winds through some fuzzy territory. For this post I’m going to define “crazy” as irritated, agitated, wound up, pissed off and generally ready to bite.

Words and pictures don’t make me crazy. They can trigger emotions, thoughts and ideas but alone, in isolation, they don’t make me crazy.

book saleFools and Idiots

Every time I see this photograph it makes me crazy that I didn’t crack open that book, “The Idiot” to see what it was about — lost opportunities haunt me.  Thinking about it now it probably has my picture on page one.

Spend all day reciting words to me and I won’t go crazy.  Butcher the pronunciation of countless terms, add sounds and tone to words, illuminate the most vulgar curse words and you may illicit a yawn.  The words have no power standing alone — for me at least. The idea, malice or cruelty behind a word, that’s a different story. But misuse of a word, call my Vespa a moped — no crazy here.

Actions can make me crazy though.  Saw a guy standing in the park on my way to work, his dog was taking a dump.  His body language indicated “no need to pick that up” and my rear view mirror confirmed the suspicion.  It makes me crazy that people don’t clean up after their dogs.  Crazy is imagining the gathering of said dog logs and mailing them to his home for Valentine’s Day.

Similar crazy reactions emerge in the face of loud motorcycles or leaf blowers that run continuously for more than two hours.  It transforms me and sets me off on an ugly journey.  I hate being on the road to crazy because the whole world seems inhabited by fools and idiots.

Vespa GTS scooter fallen in the snowCrazy Riding

Film director Tim Burton (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands) has said,
“One person’s craziness is another person’s reality.”  It drives some people crazy that I write about riding the Vespa in the snow.  One particularly noxious exchange on a forum indicated that my craziness is likely responsible for the demise of some riders.

That’s crazy.  If I had power over people I wouldn’t be sending them out riding in the snow.  They would be mailing me cash.

There have been times though were I’ve been picking my way along a snow covered road where I think I heard a voice in my head whisper, “This is crazy”.

That’s crazy.

Vespa GTS scooter along road at sunriseDetour Off the Road to Crazy

In spite of any crazy, nutty reactions or behaviors, mine or someone else’s, riding seems to provide a welcome detour toward a more relaxed and serene journey.  I’ve been riding regularly now for over ten years and don’t often see crazy.  When it does enter my field of view, I know what to do.

Ride!

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Comfort with Ambiguity

February 3, 2016 by Scooter in the Sticks 8 Comments

Vespa GTS scooter in snow covered forestWinter Scooter Riding is Confusing (but Beautiful)

Comfort with ambiguity caused me to think about riding the Vespa scooter in winter because at best all the elements are in play and in flux conspiring against you.  A slight change in weather has great influence over how you ride.  The uncertainly clearly leaves you in an ambiguous situation that defies the best planning.  No wonder most riders stay at home.


Comfort with Ambiguity

That phrase, comfort with ambiguity, has been with me for days.  Today, it’s there again before I physically start to move. My mind is already in another county.  I heard that phrase while watching a TED TALK by Cindy Meyers Foley , Executive Assistant Director and Director of Learning and Experience at the Columbus Museum of Art.

In discussing the challenges of teaching creativity she postulates that artists employ three essential tools that are critical to creativity — in art, business, engineering, medicine — any field.

They are:

  • Comfort with Ambiguity
  • Idea Generation
  • Transdisciplinary Research

Think about the people you know, the work you do and look in the mirror.  How do you score with these three?

Vespa GTS scooter covered with snow

No Snow

While today won’t look like this of my poor Vespa caught at work on a snowy day, it is supposed to rain.  Ride to work?  No.  Why?  Don’t want to. I have a lot to do and don’t need an extra dose of ambiguity.

Today, I’ll save the Vespa for another day.

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Introduction to Vespa Riding: Coffee Shops

January 28, 2016 by Scooter in the Sticks 33 Comments

Vespa scooter along a rural roadSolitary Experience

Riding a scooter or motorcycle, by nature, leans toward a solitary experience.  A passenger can be included or machines can congregate in groups and technology can be added to provide communication but rider and machine make up the critical whole.  People, and riders, like many forms of animal life, tend to congregate in flocks, herds, swarms and packs.  My riding tilts toward the loner. Any introduction to Vespa riding should point out those two schools of travel.

There is ample information available in print and online regarding the technical skills and requirements for safe operation of scooters and motorcycles so I won’t attempt to add anything here.  But their are unique, though certainly not universal, riding experiences that perhaps warrant attention.

Like the coffee shop experience.

Street scene in State College, PennsylvaniaCoffee Shops in Cities and Towns Across America

I can only speak for Pennsylvania and parts of Maryland and West Virginia.  Others might weigh in on the rest of the country as I illuminate the non-moving part of a ride, the coffee shop experience.  What I refer to is that moment during a ride when you say to yourself, “I’m taking a rest”, and you find yourself sitting in a small establishment dedicated to serving hot, brown liquid along with a small array of food.

Whether one of the nearly 13 thousand Starbucks establishments in the United States or the countless other local shops I’ve found these stops holding more than just a place to eat and drink.  These places can be an adventure in themselves for the observant rider.

Making coffee at Saint's Cafe in State College, PennsylvaniaMaking Coffee

Confession — I don’t drink coffee. Ever.  But they aroma is intoxicating and the myriad processes of refinement and concoction are fascinating and at times border on magical.  I’ve watched mesmerized as a barista creates art amidst a steaming cup of coffee with a flourish of hand and liquid.  It’s a far cry from a waitress showing up with a glass pot of black coffee from a BUNN coffee system.  It’s not better, just different.

And worth noticing as all sorts of traditions and rituals are swept aside as modernized processes take their place.  Maybe coffee shops, the small ones, are a last bastion of human endeavor.

I’m probably exaggerating the point.

Man sitting in coffee shop looking out windowWatching the World

I’ve found coffee shops good places to relax and think.  Unlike the hustling energy in a restaurant a coffee shop allows a person to fade into the background.  Watching this person at Saint’s Cafe I’m reminded of my own need to collect my thoughts.

Frequently.

Riding a Vespa scooter, or a motorcycle demands a heightened level of attention to the road in order to stay safe.  Bringing those skills indoors, especially if you’re making photographs, helps you see what’s going on around you.  I’m always amazed at how much I neglect to notice.

People in a coffee shopConsuming Information

It’s increasingly rare to see someone reading a newspaper in the places I haunt. Information consumption by mobile devices has already and will continue to change the face of the information world.  There’s a price though and as I watched these people I could not help but think the newspaper reader seemed more relaxed.

Probably a bias on my part. If I’m not already addicted to my iPhone I can see it from here.

Who am I kidding.  I feel naked without it.

Carl Ector in Saint's Cafe

Friends and Acquaintances

Like the bar family in the TV show Cheers, the same thing can happen in a coffee shop.  Carl is one of the regulars I’ve come to know from my frequent visits to Saint’s Cafe and appears periodically in photographs I make.

Riding a Vespa scooter or a motorcycle transports a rider through the world.  I often hear it’s all about the ride or the journey but I’ve come to realize the destination can also play an exceptional part of the ride.  For me, a coffee shop is one of those exceptional places.

What places are you and your ride drawn to?

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Dream Within a Dream

January 10, 2016 by Scooter in the Sticks 12 Comments

Cloud covered landscape in central Pennsylvania with solitary tree

At that moment today when the sun pierced the heavy gray sky and the world dazzled for a moment, I thought I might be in a dream.  And after daydreaming of life as the winner of a mega-lottery prize then surely it’s a dream within a dream.

Riding has always sparked my imagination and I attempt no restraint or restriction and let it run wild through whatever conception it might create.  I’ve been young and old, rich and poor, surrounded by wealth as a king or traveling through life as an amiable vagabond.  Or perhaps just the good husband and father I try to be.

On this day I’m pleased my body and spirit has adjusted to the cold and finds 39F a comfortable condition for a ride on the Vespa scooter.

Vespa GTS scooter with heavy vines along a road

Dreams allow for an escape from the chaos of existence.  For a moment things can proceed smoothly and easily and there’s time to actually appreciate the power chaos has igniting action.  Kim read to me earlier this even of artists and creators finding inspiration amidst chaos and disorganization and how they often strive to create it.

I’m still wondering…

vine wrapped tree in winter

There’s a quiet mystery and beauty in the chaos created by wandering vines.  If those lines are a reflection of my thoughts on a crazy day then perhaps I need step back more often to appreciate rather than resist where my mind is taking me.  Step back, watch, be bored, and see what happens.

Like a researcher of life.

Vespa GTS at a convenience store

After adding one gallon of premium gasoline to the Vespa I had to go inside to invest four dollars in the Powerball drawing.  I had a pretty good idea of how I would divide the winnings through family and friends, what foundations I would create and how I would quietly announce my retirement.

All part of a dream within a dream.

Vespa GTS scooter on Calder Alley in State College, Pennsylvania

Daydreams fade when more people and vehicles draw near.  The realities of scooting to Gemelli’s Bakery for bread or the pharmacy to face sticker shock are not fodder for dreams — rather a reminder of what world I inhabit.

Despite the bubble dissolving the Vespa remains a quiet servant of pleasure and discovery.  It’s hard to describe, especially to non-riders, how a little, two-wheeled machine can perform magic.

And not the kind of magic involving juggling or guessing ages and weights…

Vespa GTS scooter on a country road

The chill, the dampness, the gloomy sky conspire to create a physical challenge to surmount — the framework for a Vespa mini-adventure.  After 30 thousand miles with the scooter I’m still smiling, still exploring, still appreciating the secrets a ride reveals, especially when I find myself in a dream within a dream.

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Perpetual Journey

January 9, 2016 by Scooter in the Sticks 14 Comments

“I tramp a perpetual journey.”
― Walt Whitman, Song of Myself

cup of tea at Saint's CafeIf I’m on a perpetual journey there’s always a cup of tea along the way.  My life is paved with simple pleasures.  As the road winds through field and forest the sounds, sights and smells spark joy and make the journey tolerable in foul weather and thrilling in good.  It’s true for riding a Vespa and in a metaphoric application to life in general.

Journeying into the new year has brought me through a new professional landscape as I puzzle through new work and responsibilities.  The trip has forced the Vespa scooter into a quiet nursing of electric on the little black wire to a Battery Tender Junior 12V Battery Charger.  No riding this week as part of the perpetual journey.

But all is not lost…

View through the window at Saint's Cafe in State College, PennsylvaniaA familiar path to Saint’s Cafe has reopened a photographic door to a fallow creative field, one in which I’ve labored to plant with a renewed interest in photography beyond producing images for Scooter in the Sticks.  It’s been a long time since I’ve exhibited a project, or anything for that matter, and I’ve begun contemplating an exhibit of words and images involving life on a Vespa — a version of this blog which would live in a physical space.

Planning and building an exhibit is no small task considering the time involved to conceptualize a collective message, envision a visual experience and invest in the printing and presentation necessary for installation of a body of work.  On the blog it’s simple and inexpensive.  Not so much in the physical world.  And aside from framing, one of the biggest challenges is the printmaking process.

Paul Ruby at Saint's Cafe in State College, PennsylvaniaA journey can be made easier with a companion.  As I begin exploring a photographic project my friend, photographer and rider Paul Ruby has provided support and inspiration to keep moving when the road becomes steep and rocky.  Watching his ongoing photographic work along with others has led me to purchase an Epson SureColor P800 Inkjet Printer — a magnificent printer that produces amazing inkjet prints of archival quality that are worthy of hanging on a wall for others to see.  With the capacity to use 17 inch wide rolls of paper I’ll be able to make some large prints.  I’ve resisted this road for a long time and now that I’m on it I can kick myself for avoiding it for so long.

Blame my fascination for the fumes of a chemical darkroom.

Steve Williams with a Vespa photograph at Saint's Cafe in State College, PennsylvaniaJourneys start with a single step.  So it is with the Epson printer — some online training to avoid bad habits and get my head around a process that will allow me to transition an idea of a photograph onto photographic paper.  I’ve been exploring a workflow process using small prints to confirm the limitations of the digital files and hone the craft of the printer — me.

Making images to post online is seductively easy.  Not so with ink on paper where you lack the dazzling electrons blasting from a screen.  Reflective images on paper are more challenging and require forethought on everything from size to type of illumination.  I’ve stored that expertise in a box somewhere in my head and am still sorting through the mess to find it.  And almost every print until now that I’ve exhibited in public has been black and white.

Color is a different beast.

That’s where my recent journeys have taken me.  I confess to an aching desire to ride along with rejection of single digit temperature rides as my body screams “no way!”.  The days ahead promise some rain and moderating temperatures so perhaps the Vespa will wake to the road.

I can’t go long without a ride.

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