Reading the local news this morning I learned not all scooter riding is an exercise in quiet, gentle travel through the world. Scooter horn angers driver in State College did give me a chuckle at first but it shortly turned into a sad commentary on the growing trend of anger on the pavement.
Most of my riding is designed to keep me away from heavy traffic where tempers may simmer. And like a lot of riders I am decidedly passive, docile, and unassuming. Yell at me, flip me off, cut me off, blow your horn, toss a Coke, and I’ll appear to be unaware of the world. Riding past a car with a texting driver, eating a cheeseburger and adjusting their hair and I’ll do nothing more than move away from them. I don’t engage in pointless rants about danger and I certainly don’t endeavor to “educate” them on their failure to live up to the requirements of the road. That kind of direct contact is fraught with more danger than the behavior in question. One never knows who you are going to encounter in another vehicle, their state of mind, or what weapons might be on hand.
Anger is natural and you can’t really control those emotions but one certainly controls what actions they take in response. The guy in the story didn’t make a good choice.
This evening I had to ride back to work to pick up a few things I needed to work on. Without a Vespa in the garage I would have been grumbling the whole way back and home again. But as an opportunity to take a little ride, well, you know the story of how therapeutic a ride down a lightly trodden path can be.
And I suppose it’s that grumbling frustration that causes the angry responses we get to read about or see on YouTube. I always figured if I got out of my car to read someone the riot act they would have a Trunk Monkey.
Ah, the Trunk Monkey…













