Comments on: Chick Magnet

By: Touring Motocycle Tires

Touring Motocycle Tires — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 03:43:37 +0000

You must be the best friend Paul will ever have. You say what is right to him rather than what he would love to hear. We women get thrilled by motorcycles. Especially the ‘voom voom’ sound and an elegant motorbike. But doesnt mean we will fall in love with the person. If a lady is attracted to you because of the bike you got….. run away! run away Paul!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 07:03:24 +0000

If I had a nickel for every time Paul said “You can’t talk to me” or “Bam!”…… I long for financial freedom.

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:33:36 +0000

Mr. Riepe: I definitely have a trip to the MAC-PAC breakfast in Pottsville percolating in my brain. I'll let you know.

Your dad sounds a lot like my dad. I try and be like him as often as I can...

By: Jack Riepe

Jack Riepe — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 13:00:30 +0000

Dear Steve:

First of all, I got a laugh out of the poet, which just goes to show how versatile is my sense of bizarre humor.

Secondly, the Vespa more than qualifies you for membership. Come down for breakfast one month this summer, if you can work yourself up to the horror.

Lastly, my dad was a battalion chief on the Jersey City Fire Department. One morning, my sister cut her hand open slicing a bagel. My mother shrieked and almost passed out. My dad stopped the bleeding in about 5 seconds, threw my sister in the car, and had her in the emegency room in under ten minutes. She required 11 stitches. The ER doctor said, "Let me givr her a local." My dad responded, "She won't need it." She didn't.

Fondest regards,
Jack ®eep
Twisted Roads

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:46:42 +0000

Conchscooter: I'm with you. I hope if I ever need help the nearest person is calm and collected. I remember when I was a kid when I hurt myself I always wanted my dad. My mom freaked out. My dad was calm. If there was blood spurting out of my body he would usually say, "You'll be ok boy."

That's all I wanted to hear...

I miss that guy.

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:45:02 +0000

Mike: Yeah, Paul was nice. She had some bad stuff going on in her life and Paul was just letting her know it was all going to be ok. Just a car afterall…

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:44:09 +0000

Paul: Don't forget puppies and kittens.

And crying. Try crying more. That might help. And keep writing poetry.

No one here knows you are a published poet. That will help expand your myth.

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:42:48 +0000

Dear Mr. Riepe: I'm glad I left you wanting more. How else to insure a return visit.

I guess I would need to purchase a BMW to qualify for MAC-PAC membership. The image would be ruined if a Vespa was involved.

Yeah, the coal dust is bad here. We're hoping the fires and reject fracking fluids from the gas drilling will clear that all up.

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:40:16 +0000

Fuzzy: A thousand dollar repair will make the creampuff whole again. Next time he better be careful where he parks so it doesn't attract more minivans.

Paul is a Renaissance man. Multi-talented with a wide range of interests. Motorcycles are just one of them.

By: Steve Williams

Steve Williams — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:37:49 +0000

Charlie6: (Dom) Yeah, Paul and I are friends. It's good to have people who like you despite your quirks and delusions.

Dan's BMW is pretty nice. Maybe you need to add a fourth to your garage??